★ NOW RECRUITING — APR DOB ONLY/ ● LIVE: GG DAD vs. THE BACHELORS — 2-1/ ★ DIAPER-LANE META IS HERE/ ● 4,318 DADS QUEUED IN THE LAST HOUR/ ★ PAUSE IS A SACRED STATE/ ● NEXT MATCH: 21:30 (AFTER BEDTIME)/ ★ NOW RECRUITING — APR DOB ONLY/ ● LIVE: GG DAD vs. THE BACHELORS — 2-1/ ★ DIAPER-LANE META IS HERE/ ● 4,318 DADS QUEUED IN THE LAST HOUR/ ★ PAUSE IS A SACRED STATE/ ● NEXT MATCH: 21:30 (AFTER BEDTIME)/
LIVE — SEASON 01 / PATCH 1.9.42 EST. 2026 · LIVING ROOM, MIDLANDS
LAT 50.0755 · LON 14.4378 UTC+2 (POST-BEDTIME)

GG/DAD

Good Game.
Good Night.
Back to diapers.
A Mobile Legends esports collective for men in their 30s who still have it — between feedings.

Built in the gap between bedtime stories and 5-stack queue.
Apply for the squad → Help us name the team →
SLEEP STOLEN
0hrs
+ 4.2 / minute · since launch
PAUSES HONORED
1,847
all-time · for diapers / snacks
AVG. DAD AGE
34yrs
acceptable range: 28–47
COMBINED OFFSPRING
11
two on the way · don't ask
RANKED MMR
MYTHIC
∼ when the kids are asleep
SCROLL ↓ (QUIETLY)
02 THE STARTING FIVE

Five dads.
One naptime.

Roster locked — pending wife approval. Stats from 2025–26 season. KDA includes assists rendered while changing diapers one-handed.

"We don't smurf.
We just play at 11 PM
with one eye open."
— TILTERTOM, IGL · in a since-deleted Discord message at 02:14, after the baby finally went down
03 RULES OF ENGAGEMENT

The seven
commandments
of dad-mode.

"If you can't pause for a poopy diaper, you can't carry."
// internal memo · ratified unanimously · 04.17.2026
04 THE NAME LAB

Help us pick
our team name.

We have a working title. We're not married to it (we're married to other things). One vote per dad. Tally is live. Whichever name wins gets stitched on the jerseys.

Official partners Est. partners since wife approved
05 SPONSORS DECK

Brand placement
during diaper
pauses.

We're a Mobile Legends collective for tired men with mythic-tier discipline (about kids; debatable about laning). Reach 4,000+ dads queued post-bedtime. Logos visible during pauses, recaps, and the long quiet stretch between feedings. One partner per season per tier. Inquiry only — no pricing on the website.

06 UPCOMING MATCHES

Schedule subject
to teething.

Got a kid?
Got an MMR alibi?
Welcome home.

08 FREQUENTLY ASKED

Questions
your wife already asked.